been a while now.. here's sth to chuckle on..

if you still do not know, my mom is baby sitting.. well they're nt babies anymore.. one is in primary sch, the other is k2.. so anyway, as always, i'll jus refer them as the J devils..
today will be about lil' J..
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yesterday, while lil J was having lunch at her lil table in the living room, my mom was screaming to her ((yes, screams again.. she shld really mind her blood pressure sometimes))
Mom: "stop watching tv! u'll spill ur drink all over!"
lil J: *puts down the cup*"i didn't! but if u scream like that, there's a higher chance of me spilling it.."
XD ps: all conversations are in chinese..
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so the devils' have this daily extra homework given to them by their parents. happens that a few days ago, lil J was given some english spelling. first round, she didn't do well in her spelling and her mom decided to give her another day to memorise them.
guess what i heard frm her mom? she said that lil J wrote the words on her eraser! lol.. can u believe it? a k2 kid is cheating for her test! what has this world turned into?? rofl..
equation 1: (spelling + eraser w words) = 100%

so today, she's supposed to have her hanyu pinyin spelling test.. she told my mom that she have yet to study them.. and my mom told her to bring it home and ask mommy J to teach her cos my mom know next to nth abt hypy.. and tt lil nutter hid the hypy notebk in btwn the stack of storybks at my hse and told my mom that if
eq2: she don't bring it home = (her mom + nth to refer to) = no spelling!
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tt nutter is a genius coming w such logics! rofl XD and this is only one of the many..
i shld really consider making this a blog for the daily jokes coming frm J devils..


ok, so here's a lil abt me..
yes been v busy w sch.. deadlines every wk.. and 3 of it set on next wk.. ((what's new~))
and it so happens that i had to fall sick this crucial wk! what, u ask? throat infection + high fever.. i salute myself for gg to sch today w the fever running.. *pat myself on the back*
if it was b4, i would b dancing ard with the MC in my hand! and now? no~ i have to reject the MC and go to sch! cos the topic needed for the assgn(due on 21st and 24th) will be taught tmr~ *trail of pretty words* *hand to wall, head down*

let's jus hope the virus will jus creep away like how it crept onto me.. i don't need and can't afford to get worse than this..

okay, back to assignment.. till next time.

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

~Quotes frm XX's blog.. happen to come across..
What was i doing there? erm, let's jus say i'm catching up on old news.. lol
tata~ ...for now.

"ignorance is bliss."
~things i should know n shouldn't bother to know..

"curiosity kills the cat."
~i'm not supposed to bother to find out, i'm not supposed to see, to hear.

"When 2 objects come into contact,
there will be mutual exchange.
When something is taken away,
something else will be left behind."
~things taken away by time, memories left behind..

"when 2 obj come in contact,
obj1 exert a force F on obj2,
obj2 exert an equal n opp force (-F) on obj 1."
~things left behind by buddy1

=====Quote=====
4 things that cannot be recovered.

The stone... after the throw
The word... after its said
The occasion... after the loss
The time... after its gone.
=====End=====

Ignorance IS bliss.

I miss secondary sch times.. bumming ard, slping away in class ((not like i totally stop doing that now, but still.)), pass every subj without much effort, no worries for almost everything.. if there's anything to worry/upset about, return home and read manga..
such carefree life..
why must Time take it away..

"how did u find my village~ u go home now! deep in ocean u're evillll"
i miss u..

..Dr Tran. XD

Presenting... Here Comes, Dr Tran


Toy Cack... ToyStore~! >(^o^)<

i thought a little sharing of one of my fave humour animation is good.
at least now some ppl will know what i'm yakking about.
Sharing is Caring.. Spread da Lurvee >(^o^)<

you jus gotta love this little asian doctor. he's sane i tell u, sane!
For more Dr Tran, look for it in youtube. search dr tran or mondo media..
oh yea, Mondo Media.. the same one for Happy Tree Friends.

is it you~ is it you~?
XD X3
o, o... =="... o ,o... +.+"
TuT XC ...


124 124 124.. kill me alrdy.. deadline postponed.. but but but.. the scythe is still on the throat!
*bawls*
shoot meh! assgn 3 is linked to assgn 1! imma screwed bigtime!
i wonder why the murderous intent is growing at an insane rate.. yes, i WONDERR WHY

graduation~ is moving awayyy frm meee~ ohh noess

today i realised..
boarding a cab b4 midnight or b4 peak hour doesn't entitle u to be free from the % charges.. they will still start the respective % charge when the clock strikes the time..

gawd i hate those transport fare changes.. wth is wrong with them.. frikking earning and sucking the money alrdy and u're still increasing them to help the pool.. shoot me. ><

i need money.. spending too much.. the vacation job isn't helping..not even a bump up.. @@"
i need a new parttime job that pays at least 7bucks.. anyone knows?

i also realised i've almost cleared all the movies in the theatres.. woooo
aniihue, some movie bites..
~Rock n Rolla is not bad.. humour, action.. worth the watch.
~Burn After Reading.. screw that. unless u wanna see how Brad Pitt turned into a douche bag.. The show left me a big "wth".. Coen Bro did a great job in redefining the word "clueless"..
~Eagle Eye is one u shouldn't expect a lot.. w no expectation, u will enjoy.
~House Bunny is funny.. c'mon, cinderella story w blonde jokes.. u get the idea..
~Big Stan is funny too..
~Babylon AD..yes its old alrdy.. but still i hate the ending.. other than that, its gd.
~Mirrors.. not too bad.. no after effects.. slight gores.. worth the watch.. but i dun get the ending.
~Bangkok Dangerous.. yes another old one.. erm, alright i guess.. not bad for action series. but Babylon has better action..
~Best Friend's Girl.. is ok.. chic flick.. i guess its funny in a way close to me.. still, its a show.

hmm guess that's abt it? haha till next timeeee

.. Wei Ping..
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